What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:16

Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
Can you tell me something about yourself?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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